I’ll have another!

You are mean.

I know a guy who bought a round for a bachelorette party.

Did you bring it from Chicago yourself?

You let them know it will be their favorite after about 10 rounds, right???

I still have that taste in my mouth from last time I took it...a treat ago

Sweet baby Jesus

I had my first experience with malort during thanksgiving. It's now on my priority list to share with as many people as I can.

Ohhh yeah the finest swedish liquor.

Holy hipster! Why would you do this?!

Mission accomplished