This Blackhawks beer vendor dude just screamed, "beer colder than my ex-wife's heart"
I think I know this guy
#futuretim
Isn't that a good thing though??? I know that I would never compare my ex-wife Koko to a nice ice cold frosty beverage... I'd compare my ex-wifes heart to as cold as month old white frozen dog shit frozen next to the Cordunky Nuclear Power plant in the -20°F Quad Shitties tundra... But I guess that doesn't have as much pizzazz...