Kari just told me that she is attracted to cows.

God, your mom has beautiful hair

Your mom does.

Nope. Your mom's hair is way better

Your mom has the best hair ever.

My mom's hair has nothing on your mom's goddamn beautiful hairs

When I see your mom, I say, "Oh wow. I really like your hair."

But in like, a cuddly way.

How's your mom's hair today?