A month ago: I wonder when winter is gonna start. Today: I have shoveled more snow this year than I have in the last decade.

A month ago: I wonder when winter is gonna start.
Today: I have shoveled more snow this year than I have in the last decade.

Buy a snowblower, you fuckin turd.

Why dontcha come up here and make me

Why don't you make me come up there?!

this is the curse of working at home.