Imagine this important moment in history... "We're going to make bigger cans of beer. What should we call them?" "tall boys"

Imagine this important moment in history...
"We're going to make bigger cans of beer. What should we call them?"
"tall boys"

I find it unfortunate I can't order a "short boy" anywhere

Sure you can!

Followed by the important day someone said that isn't big enough and the "Crowler" was born.

I would've preferred "swole boys"