I didn’t wanna broadcast this on Kari’s birthday, but… she put fake pumpkins in front of our soundbar’s IR receiver and now I have to use a mobile app to adjust my volume and… just kill me now!!!!

Have you thought about moving them a little bit every night until they're out of the way?

Same. Christmas garland on the mantle. Me: It’s blocking the center channel. Wife: Can’t you just use the side speakers? Me: I’ll come back to talk with you once I’m calm.