Last time I accidentally put one through a shredder and it broke I thought to myself "well at least that one person 5 years ago waggled it in the air and said 'wow, heavy' as they waited for the terminal to beep"

Haha. I just can’t get over the thought that they probably wear everything out faster than a regular card would. Wallets. Pant pockets.

And I’m generally not trying to increase the weight of the things I carry.

… unless it’s jewelry.