Let's see. I've got NYC, Cornell homecoming, HS reunion, and kari's birthday coming up... Add in a possible chi trip, I need some fast cash!
you would be a cute gigalo
quagmire would suggest you whore yourself to 50 fat chicks to get that fast cash --
You can either slang rocks or turn tricks
Forward this to your reunion organizer: tinyurl.com/n7hn4d. It will help them with invites and registration.