Having a cop hand you a stack of written warnings is pretty hilarious. I'm pretty sure this is a first for me.

You must have shown him your tits.

I never get out of the ticket, unless I'm in uniform, then they magically think I'm a good person.

Well Diet Pepsi.. But heck yes, it tastes amazing! RT @broox: @lancebenz hey, do you like bottled pepsi?

is your party going to be a sausage fest?

i did. i swung em 'round too.

I'm hoping for like 4 sausages and 1 drea.

awesome! We should stop by after dinner

do it.