How much freakin soda do you drink in a month?

31 bottles

that's a lot. You should switch to diet dew. It's got orange juice in it. At least then you could say your being halfway healthy.

I like how Jordan assumed that it ISN'T diet. Which it is. I think he's trying to call you fat.



P.S. Nutrasweet kills brain cells and eats babies! Proven by science.

so does alcohol.