I'm probably going to touch my dongle later.

Exactly...get a purse/fanny pack...Ivan told me he'd make me a dongle-belt

At that point just get a dock. A dongle dock? eshop.macsales..../owc/usb-c-dock

Omg yes! I have the touchbar (which seems like sheer witchcraft). I can't begin to fathom how the hell they coded that magic. I also have two dongles. They piss me off. Apple, let's go easy on the incessant switching of the USB ports, m'kay?

My trackpad is already going out in mine. POS!

Oh god, the dongle nightmare is what is making me not want to upgrade. I already hate the number of dongles I have to use and I hate that stupid word!