So, we're dogsitting Kari's parents' dog, Rilee, right now while they're traveling... and before I go out of town tomorrow, Kari wanted to see if she could walk both dogs at the same time. Our dog is kind of an asshole on the leash, just letting his nose pull him every which way, and Rilee is kind of annoying to walk with as well. She really pulls on the leash and is one of those dogs that violently kicks all 4 feet, tearing up the lawn after every time she pees or poops or whatever. Walking them together was gonna be a chore.
So, we went on the test walk. Kari was holding both leashes and I was just there for support.
There were a couple minor twisted leash issues, but aside from that, everything was going fine... until Rilee had to take a shit (a fairly malty, non-solid shit at that). While Kari was fumbling with both leashes and trying to get a shitbag out, Rilee proceeded to violently kick her malty poop all over Kari. All over her clothes, on her arms, in her hair, on the leashes. It was everywhere.
Kari was like, "fuck this dog. you're not getting any more fucking walks," and then pretty much just swore the rest of the way home while I walked them. As soon as we got home, kari stripped and went right to the shower.
It was quite a remarkable event.
and so gross.
and very funny.