Retrofit one of those spray tan booths with sunscreen!

Yep!

They have aerosol ones, you know? RT @broox Someone should invent a shower head attachment that coats you in sunscreen mist.

aerosol is close but still kind of sucks.

I'd say it blows more than it sucks. RT @broox @proxient aerosol is close but still kind of sucks.

nailed it!