I bet the Germans have a word for that

For bonus points, share some with the dog so then you get to clean the vomit and/or diarrhea after!

old chip dips also make a splendid face mask

I justify three (or more) slices of leftover cake or pie by telling myself it would be a shame for it to go off before I could eat it all. And if I just eat it all today, I won't have to eat it tomorrow. You have to make sacrifices.