Every time I sit in a leather chair without a shirt on, I spend the entire time internally debating whether it feels awesome or awful.

Awesome is the answer.

Well next time you're bored, put it on.

Nope

I misread "sit".

I always get asked to leave the theater when I do it

@broox got a little crazy at the @cornellalums mixer. t.co/4M8HTO4oxP