I would like to take a white bread turkey sandwich with mayo, open it up, lay some Doritos in there, close it back up, crunch it down with my open palm, and then eat it.

I would like to take a white bread turkey sandwich with mayo, open it up, lay some Doritos in there, close it back up, crunch it down with my open palm, and then eat it.

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Unfortunately, I only have 1 ingredient: Mayo.

@broox @brianholcomb I'm so sorry about your misfortune.

@MPilonn @brianholcomb Thank you

Sounds like the start of a YouTube channel to me.

after a day at the pool hell yeah