broox

apparently honeymooning is over when you can freely poop in front of your significant other. ...pretty sure we'll be honeymooners for awhile

Don't ever watch your wife give birth. Apparently, it's normal for women to poop on the delivery table.
i hope nick and i are honeymooners for life

NicoleK posted

Mary shit her pants this weekend. No honeymoon

right65 posted

@KevinSwitzer ew, @right65 ew, @NicoleK samesies.

broox posted

@broox @nicolek does it count if its in your pants?

DaRealCraigO posted

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