I write, occasionally

This morning started off awesome when I was getting on the interstate from University to go to work. There were 2 semis and quite a few other cars about 6 feet apart and no one seemed to notice my turn signal (which made it impossible to merge). Naturally, ultra road rage kicked in. At this point I glanced forward and saw that the light was green at the end of the ramp to get back off of the interstate, so I floored it down the ramp and came back up onto the interstate from Hickman.

At this time, I just felt like catching up to everyone that wouldn't let me in so I could cut each and every one of them off, haha, I am a loser. So I'm doing 85-90 weaving through the 3 lanes of traffic that make up Interstate 80/35 in …

Last night Nathan and I went to Mickey's Irish Pub and played pool with some cool people that we met. At this place, they had some Irish quote painted on the top of a wall... Check it out.

It's annoying enough if you mix up "your" and "you're" when chatting on AIM or something, but when you're going to paint it on a wall... seriously, come on.

Proofread.

Man... Due to this lame cold weather I've been getting really bored which has caused me to do a ton of thinking lately (and way too many updates on this site).

Watching Jason move into a 4 bedroom brick house in a nice neighborhood is really starting to take a toll on me. I have no freedom in this apartment. The lame brass door handles, and dining room light are really bothering me. I can't put my miniramp up, I can't really do anything. So I think it's time to move into a dope crib.

Ah crap... Money. I think that I make a pretty respectable salary, but I just don't think I can afford what I want in a house. So why not move into a townhouse for now... Hmmm, that would be really nice... no lawn mowing, no plowing, no shoveling, a …

Jason Reiter (a college buddy of mine that I haven't seen in like 4 years) just moved to West Des Moines and bought a really nice house with his fiance. I'm pretty geeked about it. I'll have someone to hang out with, snowboard with, and maybe get him into a few more extreme sports (i.e. skateboarding)

He has an unfinished basement, so I'm gonna try to talk him into letting me build a mini ramp in it. I've spent the past couple hours working on plans for one. He has 8 or 9 foot ceilings...

If they're 9 feet, I'd like to build the 3 foot ramp that I designed tonight, otherwise I'll have to go 2 feet or something. Hopefully he's down for that, hehe. If not, I'll just have to build a box to grind or something. I really want to learn how to …

Jan 5, 2004 1:47 PM Seriously, this is getting out of hand. I had to move so many things around on my desk to get my tech deck stuff to fit in here...

Check out my ramps and rails. I am so lame.

I need to fill them with spray foam and attach them to my desk. Everything is hollow, so it's sooo loud.

Kari spilled an entire "styrofoam leftover container" of Pasta Capri in my car. It's a very oily pasta with fettucine, portabella mushrooms, and artichoke hearts.

Well, I've been off work for about a week now, which has been awesome.

I went home to Illinois straight from work on Tuesday and met my dad and sister at Old Chicago for pizza, which was actually really good. Then hung out with Rich for the rest of the day.

On Christmas day, we woke up and opened presents. I got all kinds of good clothes, a toyota supra xmod (and stage 2 engines, metal bearrings, and body kits), some DVDs, and various other gifts. Later that day we went to Snowstar, a ski resort that some relatives of ours own. They close the resort for the family Christmas party and all the skiing, sledding, and snowboarding that we want to do. I ended up riding snowskates with my little cousin Erich most of the time. I hit a 50-50 …

So, lately, I've been getting a lot of people telling me that I "look like that guy on 'Viva la Bam.'" Which is sorta funny, because we do have similar styles, my hair is getting long, I skateboard, have all the cky DVDs, own a couple HIM CDs (which are actually from Finland, woot), and even sport a heartagram belt.

The thing that sucks is people only know Bam because of mtv. I mean, seriously... isn't Bam the guy sponsored by Element, Volcom, Fairmans, Clive, or Adio? or is he the guy that's been putting out awesome DVDs titled "cky" or "haggard?" or maybe he's the brother of Jess from the band, cky. He might even be that insane fan of HIM, has the same tattoos as ville valo, and puts a heartagram on everything. Why is he just now …

Within the last couple weeks I've seen all 3 of the Lord of the Rings movies for the first time. Today was opening day for the 3rd one at the theaters and I went with a bunch of guys from work.

Most of them have read the book, which I can't even imagine because... that would suck. I mean, seriously that is a stupid amount of reading... Having seen the movies, however, I think that it is one of the greatest stories ever written. Waiting until now to see all 3 was the best thing I could have done, especially since I knew NOTHING about them. I think that something about seeing them ALL for the first time in such a short period made them even better. I had no time to anticipate, guess, hope, or expect anything out of them.

Anyway... …

So, my cube is slowly turning into a tech deck skatepark. I've now got a quarter pipe, 2 grind rails, 7 regular tech decks, 2 mini tech decks, and a tech deck handboard.

Luckily most of my neighbors are into tech decks as well... other wise they would hate me. Nick has 3 normal decks and a mini deck, cedric has 4 decks, chad has 2, minnis has 1 and jason has 1.

Here's a picture of my desk right now.

Theta Semi Formal: Lame
Food: Worse
Music: wtf
Cool: Grant, Grant's friend, Kevin Keller, Justin, Seth, Cory, Jamie, Sean, Becca, Tara, D-wiz, Paul, Nate, Jamie's date, ...and maybe Kari (I guess)
Owls: Love Pacific Sunwear

This weekend I had originally planned to go see a Hip Hop show in Ames, but those plans kind of fell through so I decided to make a surprise visit to Mount Vernon for the weekend.

I got to play poker with Kevin and 2 of his co-workers (Adam and Sabra). They were really good. We played for over 4 hours. Kevin lost his $20, but lasted a really long time. I ended up down only $2.25. It was fun. Later, Kevin and I walked into C & D's lounge, a bar formally known as Joe's in Mount Vernon. We barely got 2 steps in the door and this old townie yells, "Hey I saw you on Mtv!" With little to no reaction time I just hit him in the arm and yelled, "Yeah that's cause I'm on it!" I don't know what happened, but it like stunned the dude. He just …

A lot of friends at work and I have been getting pretty into Tech Decks lately. Ollie-ing around the desk is a lot of fun. I even made some grind rails this week.

Anyway, today I was going for the highest ollie and landed one about a foot in the air. But then I wanted to go for a little higher... I popped it as hard as I could and followed it up about 1.5 feet. But the deck kept going up, all the way over the cube wall and into my partner's cube. The wall is about 4 feet higher than the desk that I ollied from. ... If I could have sprinted around the corner to land it... I bet I could have completed the trick. Regardless, it was the best ollie ever.

Cedric has a blister on his finger from working on his nollie... so he's out of …

Alright, so I was thinking today... How in the hell did miniature doberman's come about?

... and then i stopped thinking about that

A little later, I thought, "What if we could do the exact opposite and make small dogs really big!?" Like... Can you imagine a chihuahua the size of a great dane? wtf, that would be so scary. their eyes would be like softballs.

So, a long time ago I wrote this article to get a few things off my chest. My friend Zay really liked it and suggested that I should submit it to the school newspaper (The Cornellian). So I did, and it made a lot of people mad, especially a kid named Jonathan Levine. So he wrote an article in the Cornellian about my article... trying to bash me. It was funny cause he didn't really say much and really backed down when I approached him.
So... now that I'm out of school he decides to start talking about me again?

Mira824: dude
Mira824: youre in the cornellien
Mira824: did you hear?
Derek R Brooks: i am?
Mira824: jonathan levine says"there was no derek brooks insulting what it means to be an undergradute student at a four year …

This afternoon I installed new upper intercooler piping and a Greddy Type S Blow off valve on the car. It was actually a pretty easy install. I did it in about an hour and a half and it turned out really well. Here is the old version, and here is what it looks like now.

I also helped Nathan install some mirrors on his accord. It needed them pretty badly. The new ones are power and have turn signals in them, which is dope. It was interesting hooking the mirrors to his existing power controls, especially since the box that it came with was from another country and every word was spelled wrong... The turn signal lights were pretty easy once we got a wiring diagram from Grimes Automotive, but routing the wires into the car sucked sooo …

Last week sometime I started tracking how people are getting to derek.broox.com, which is pretty fun to watch. For some reason I get a lot of hits from people searching for "Chickety China the Chinese Chicken." And quite a few from ICP and Nextel searches.

The best ones, though, are the hits from people looking for Derrick Brooks of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. It's funny because half of the American football fans that use the internet don't know how to spell his name. So they always search for "Derek Brooks" and "Buccaneers." This has been getting me hit hard because my name is, in fact, Derek Brooks. And I recently wrote an article about the Des Moines Buccaneers.

Even though we have these similarities, the main difference between …

I went to the MSI concert tonight with Cullen, Kevin, and Jenny (a girl from Cornell). It was awesome.

The show started off with a weird bluegrass/metal band from Brooklyn, NY called unkle ****er(but the violinist is hot). Then Tub Ring came on, a punk/metal band from Chicago, who was really really good... I wish I woulda bought one of their CDs. Shortly after, Mindless Self Indulgence came out....

Jimmy Urine is nuts and puts on a great show. Lyn Z is so hot. I wish she would live with me. Kitty is also above average and can definitely rock the drums. Steve Righ puked on stage for some reason.

So, Mindless Self Indulgence puts on an awesome show. We made it up to the front as always. Urine was standing on the railing right in …

So, today when we got to work we were in some sort of serious brown-out (we were getting a little power, but not quite enough).

The flourescent lights flickered, the PCs would boot until the harddrives started spinning, then it would start over again..

Some rooms/cubes got a little more power than others. Doug, a guy I work with took his PC into a conference room and plugged in, so me and a couple guys went in with our RC cars and Tech Decks and watched Office Space.

Now, it's 10:30 and the power is back on. suck.

So, if you didn't already know, Victoria's Secret has a series called "Very Sexy" which includes perfume and all that smell good stuff. Well, recently they released "Very Sexy For Him" .. cologne for the metrosexuals and for girls to buy their boyfriends or whatever. And even more recently they came out with "Very Sexy For Him 2." Only, this time when you buy the cologne you get the coolest umbrella EVER.

My girlfriend, Kari, likes the cologne a lot... and knew that I liked the umbrella. So she hooked me up, big time. Check it out: top, inside, closer.

Man I love rainy days.