I Need Aids
So ealier this week I started having these pretty bad pains in my lower abdomen. By midweek they got really bad... Like it hurt to sit down/get up, etc. My friends and I were starting to think it was something serious with my bladder, appendix, or something. So I said that if it wasn't better by friday then I'd go to the Dr.
On friday I made an appt. When I got there they took a urine sample which all came back negative. Then the Dr had me lay down and started pushing around on my belly to find where it hurts. All of a sudden he was like, "oh wow" - which made me kinda nervous. Then he's like, "well you've got a LOT of really hard stool in here. You need to have some bowel movements and get that all out." Wtf. I just went to the dr. Because I have to poop. So I went to Target and bought all these pooping aids. I am in pain. It's dumb. I kinda want to make a short film about this experience, or maybe a documentary, or an interview with me about everything I've gone through. I am a dork. haha.
In other news, I met Ron Livingston's dad today. He looks like, talks like, and has the same mannerisms as Ron does in Office Space. It's pretty funny. Plus he told me about this film that Ron is shooting that sounds interesting.
I am watching my younger cousins for the entire week. Should be fun. Busy and hectic and crazy. But fun.
On friday I made an appt. When I got there they took a urine sample which all came back negative. Then the Dr had me lay down and started pushing around on my belly to find where it hurts. All of a sudden he was like, "oh wow" - which made me kinda nervous. Then he's like, "well you've got a LOT of really hard stool in here. You need to have some bowel movements and get that all out." Wtf. I just went to the dr. Because I have to poop. So I went to Target and bought all these pooping aids. I am in pain. It's dumb. I kinda want to make a short film about this experience, or maybe a documentary, or an interview with me about everything I've gone through. I am a dork. haha.
In other news, I met Ron Livingston's dad today. He looks like, talks like, and has the same mannerisms as Ron does in Office Space. It's pretty funny. Plus he told me about this film that Ron is shooting that sounds interesting.
I am watching my younger cousins for the entire week. Should be fun. Busy and hectic and crazy. But fun.