Derek Brooks loves at least 265 things

The exodus from Facebook to Parler is like leaving suburbia for a trailer park.

I love it.

The whole proud boys meme thing is a mindfuck. I love it.

I love the feeling of sprinting and not getting anywhere.

I LOVE DAIKONS. THERE. I SAID IT.

I love having a phone. t.co/0U1Wua4l9Y

I LOVE ME A WHOLE-ASS SPICY MEAT SALAD. I'm talking about laap, baby

My grandma has, and frequently uses a Memoji when texting on her iPhone. I love it. t.co/La9LttW9OU

I LOVE CUTIES

I LOVE EATING EGGS

I love when customer support phone agents try to verify my address and can't figure out how to say, Des Moines. This dude just straight up said: DAZ MOY KNEES

I love reading the news t.co/gg8WXiwnsg

I love living in the Midwestern rainforest

I love that Diplo keeps working with the young rappers that everyone hates on.

I love beef rendang!!

I love the risk involved with hacking on home automation stuff late at night while your wife is fast asleep with smart lights and speakers all around her.

Goddamn, I love that touchnice is spinning clubs in DM now. Hip Hop turntablist genius + dance music.

I love that verse where Cardi B says she's the Trap Selena.

I love rowing machines

I love when you get a ride to the Des Moines airport and cab / Uber / Lyft drivers ask which airline you're flying out of. It doesn't really matter, dude.

I love listening to home automation nerds talk about energy efficiency n shit while they replace their $2 light switches with $50+ ones.