Lies. In a glass full to the brim with ice cubes.

Cold glass full with enough doughnuts to dunk for while -- then finish with a flourish & sigh!

I'm down with the post gulp sigh. But if there are little milk crust particles on the rim I cannot do it. Glass made of glass, followed by sigh

It only counts if your wife is looking on in disgust. But who are we kidding, that's how I love most of my life...

well, apparently no one cares if you drink out of the jug when you're the only milk drinker in the house... so, unfortunately, i don't get that rise outta kari.