Sunday, January 6, 2019

I checked in to 3 places, took 8 photos, wrote 4 microblogs, and walked 4.48 miles. I was in Des Moines, Iowa.

12:04 am

Thinking about getting the words, macho man tattooed under my eyes
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12:09 am

Germ

12:09 am

Kari brought her tambourine

12:29 am

Tambourine dance party

12:37 am

It's a sad day when your big butt breaks your tambourine

12:47 am

Dancin man

12:52 am

Tambourine Disco DJ

1:02 am

Germ movin the room

1:10 am

Checked in at Fong's Pizza, Des Moines, Iowa

2:16 am

Checked in at Brooks' Dead End Ranch, Des Moines, Iowa

2:34 pm

@realDonaldTrump lol. How do live with yourself?
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3:57 pm

I always mask before caulking because I am sloppy and like clean lines. It's tedious, but the end result is much better.

4:59 pm

@realDonaldTrump do you ever walk around the White House ripping big ol farts to gross Melania out?

6:18 pm

Checked in at Brenton Skating Plaza, Des Moines, Iowa

8:19 pm

@dollcraftcraig ruff. ruff. ruff. bark. bark.