Jeff Wingert has a nice ass. I'd tap that.

You do have a nice and beautiful ass Jeff I do agree 100%

i would love to kiss your bare ass Jeff may I please?

So who is supposed to hit what/who with what?
Hence, if he misses, are we entitled to another arse?

we were playing pool and the dude in the hat was attempting a difficult shot... my other friend meant to say, "if you make this, i'll kiss your bare ass" ... he mistakenly said, "if you miss this, i'll kiss your bare ass"

needless to say, the shot was missed... hence, this photo.