Derek Brooks has wished for at least 142 things

I wish every weekend was a three day weekend.

I wish I could teleport from this hotel bed to my home bed.

I wish tomorrow was a day off too

the sky is very clear and bright tonight. I see stars that I don’t normally see. I wish I could travel to their orbits.

“walkie talkie” is maybe the best name that we have ever given to a piece of technology.

I wish laptops were called “typie screenies.”

I wish I was on winter break right now. Just chillin. Tinkerin. Hangin.

I wish my screenshots included the cracks on my screen.

I wish I could get away with not leaving my house for the rest of the year. 😴

I wish my home's A/C could be cranked up like my car's A/C

I wish there was more knee jerk political commentary on the internet

I wish I lived in this music video: youtu.be/sGIm0-dQd8M

I wish Tee Grizzley would STFU when he raps.

I wish @8035 coulda pulled @profgampo into the line-up this year.

I wish my brain would stfu and sleep in on this extra day off work.

I wish @ring doorbells offered backlight compensation and text to speech communication.

I wish this were me IRL.
youtu.be/--MeKE_OUNU

I wish more rappers would make songs about how much money they spend on clothes n stuff

I wish I could ollie my car. At full speed.

I wish today was Presidents' Day part II.

I wish I could eat chips for a living