Derek Brooks has wished for

I wish Fitbit gave extra credit for walking backwards

"Sometimes I wish I was a chick so I could dress dirty and dance really weird" says my dirty ass friend dancing super weird in this club.

"I wish that guy would stop being so selfish and just let us buy his house!" - Kari, about a house that's not for sale

People I wish I had with me right now: Kevin Switzer, Josh Lueck, Jeff Wingert.

I wish you could archive bits of a person's metadata in google contacts. Particularly old email addresses, phone numbers, and addresses.

I wish I could use the mobile Sonos app to play music through my headphones.

I wish our car had a gun turret on top.. and instead of riding shotgun, I wish @kbroox was up there blowing all these sissyboys off the road

I wish the buttons on my keyboard beeped like the buttons on my microwave.

I wish I could transplant @handlebarchi to Des Moines.

"I wish stix was open"

I wish my bike had automatic locks.

"I wish Iowa had mountains" - minnis

I wish there were more tweets about politics and sports.

I wish animated gif tattoos were a thing.

I wish @zlarson and I had an iPhone 6 when we were shooting finger skateboard videos... Might be time for Tech Deck Dorks 3, hahaha

I wish @SlackHQ and @sqwiggle would hook up and get married.

I wish @CornellCollege sold purple basketball jerseys.

I wish Des Moines had tacos like Chicago had tacos.