Derek Brooks loves

"broox commented in a few seconds" ... i love future internet forms.

I love reading twitter bios.

I love it when american leagues consider themselves world champions.

Centro has a ridiculous bloody mary bar. I love ridiculous bloody mary bars.

I love that the "free" button on the iOS app store is now just "GET" ... i'mma GET THIS SHIT

I love it when jets floor it before they've even straighten d out on the runway. I like to think we're burning out.

"Oh, I love this song!!! It's California hotel!" - this woman who knows what she's talking about.

I love when ATMs spit out warm money. Feels so fresh. And tasty.

Man. Bummer about Robin Williams. I loved so much of his work growing up.

I love Alaska Pollock. Especially when it looks and tastes like crab meat.

I LOVE TURNING ZUCCHINIS INTO NOODLES

I love when runners have that look on their face like they're having the absolute worst time of their lives.

Transitioning from Riff Raff's Neon Icon album to Die Antwoord's Donker Mag album. I love terrible music.

I LOVE USING FRAMING NAILERS

I love hanging out with Sean Rankinnnnn!

Test Your Might T-Shirt, Industrial Destruction T-Shirt, and Bloom Doom T-Shirt have shipped... I love @MishkaNYC

I love playoff hockey.

I LOVE INTERVIEWING AWESOME PEOPLE.

If you try to clean a kitchen without Bar Keeper's Friend, you're gonna have a bad time. I love this stuff.