Monday, January 12, 2026

I slept 7.67 hours, checked in to 9 places, took 6 photos, wrote 2 microblogs, and walked 4.57 miles. I was in Iowa and Michigan.

6:18 am

Woke up after sleeping 7.67 hours

9:27 am

Checked in at Casey's General Store, Des Moines, Iowa

9:30 am

Checked in at Crown Cleaners, Des Moines, Iowa

9:37 am

Checked in at Brooks' Dead End Ranch, Des Moines, Iowa

10:21 am

Checked in at Des Moines International Airport (DSM), Des Moines, Iowa

10:46 am

Serious question: Why isn’t there a Casey’s serving pizza by the slice inside the Des Moines Airport? Add beer and bloodies. Call it Casey’s Tavern or Casey’s Concourse. It’d be the most popular spot in DSM, hands down.

10:58 am

Sure do love seeing tariff surcharges added to my orders. #maga

12:05 pm

Jumpman

12:09 pm

Cold city

1:03 pm

Oh my God these wind turbines are such huge eyesores. They just make me wanna PUKE.

1:23 pm

Checked in at Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport (DTW), Romulus, Michigan

1:48 pm

This chained up office chair under a heating lamp at DTW feels very Detroit

1:49 pm

Checked in at Rideshare Waiting Area, Romulus, Michigan

2:24 pm

Checked in at ROOST Detroit, Detroit, Michigan

6:03 pm

Checked in at Johnny Noodle King, Detroit, Michigan

6:11 pm

Ramen time

6:36 pm

Johnny Noodle

6:51 pm

Checked in at ROOST Detroit, Detroit, Michigan

10:59 pm

Fell asleep

January 12, 2026