November 2, 2016

I checked in to 3 places, wrote 13 microblogs, walked 4.3 miles, and weighed 183.0 pounds. I was in Des Moines.

White guy in Iowa actually shoots 2 cops. Gets taken into custody alive. 3 comments
This dude can't vote for Trump while in custody, right? t.co/BfJs3Ky24p
checked in at Teriyaki Boys, Des Moines, Iowa
checked in at Brooks' Dead End Ranch, Des Moines, Iowa
checked in at Hy-Vee Wine & Spirits, Des Moines, Iowa
EAT SHIT KLUBER 2 comments
Can someone make a gif of kluber endlessly rubbin his tongue?
"Hold me" - rizzo
Javi.. just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this.... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOUSELF 1 comment
That was a stupid move, Maddon. 3 comments
Cubs in Game 7 of the World Series. 6-6 in the 8th inning. Probably gonna die. 2 comments
Whiskey time 5 comments
If the Cubs were ever gonna go to the World Series again, this is the way it was going to be. Game 7, tied after 9 innings, rain delay. 3 comments
Come on, Hardees. End this game. 1 comment
Dead. I died. 2 comments
Holy shit, man. That was an amazing game. That was an amazing series. We just saw the Cubs win it all. My God. 1 comment