November 2, 2016

I checked in to 3 places, wrote 13 microblogs, walked 4.3 miles, and weighed 183.0 pounds. I was in Des Moines.

White guy in Iowa actually shoots 2 cops. Gets taken into custody alive. 3 comments
This dude can't vote for Trump while in custody, right?
checked in at Teriyaki Boys, Des Moines, Iowa
checked in at Brooks' Dead End Ranch, Des Moines, Iowa
checked in at Hy-Vee Wine & Spirits, Des Moines, Iowa
EAT SHIT KLUBER 2 comments
Can someone make a gif of kluber endlessly rubbin his tongue?
"Hold me" - rizzo
Javi.. just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this.... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOUSELF 1 comment
That was a stupid move, Maddon. 3 comments
Cubs in Game 7 of the World Series. 6-6 in the 8th inning. Probably gonna die. 2 comments
Whiskey time 5 comments
If the Cubs were ever gonna go to the World Series again, this is the way it was going to be. Game 7, tied after 9 innings, rain delay. 3 comments
Come on, Hardees. End this game. 1 comment
Dead. I died. 2 comments
Holy shit, man. That was an amazing game. That was an amazing series. We just saw the Cubs win it all. My God. 1 comment