Checked in at Splash Seafood Bar & Grill, Des Moines, Iowa
Friday, February 8, 2019
I checked in to 1 place, took 1 photo, wrote 3 microblogs, walked 4.31 miles, and weighed 177.9 pounds. I was in Des Moines, Iowa.
7:50 pm
8:41 pm
10:07 pm
When you tell your old man Uber driver that you're the house with Christmas lights still on right in front of him and he pulls into the wrong driveway and says, "I can't see colors too well." 😲
10:13 pm
Also, I had to pull a splinter out of my wife's ass tonight.
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