Sunday, April 20, 2014

I slept 7.57 hours, checked in to 2 places, took 2 photos, wrote 6 microblogs, walked 4.86 miles, and weighed 176.5 pounds. I was in Johnston and Ankeny, Iowa.

12:20 am

Went to bed

12:26 am

Fell asleep

8:22 am

Woke up after sleeping 7.57 hours

8:22 am

Snapchat has trained me to long press all sorts of things that don't need long presses.

9:08 am

ok, I need an old sock, scissors, masking tape, gorilla glue, a toothpick , a damp paper towel, helping hands, and a DEWSKI.

9:14 am

ok, I need an old sock, scissors, masking tape, gorilla glue, a toothpick , a damp paper towel, helping hands, and flickr.com/phot...ox/13949403733/

10:41 am

11:42 am

now I want to be your dog.

1:05 pm

Checked in at The Terronez Household, Johnston, Iowa

2:18 pm

In talking about celebrity musicians, I just told everyone that Danny Glover was a rapper called Childish Gambino... I am terrible at celebs
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2:48 pm

That time David Arquette photobombed my photo of @harper and @scottvdp ... derek.broox.com...ott-vandenplas/
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7:07 pm

Checked in at The Broox Household, Ankeny, Iowa

7:51 pm

Is it illegal to set up trip lines to stop little suburban shits from running through your landscaping? Asking for a friend...
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11:18 pm

Went to bed

11:25 pm

Fell asleep

April 20, 2014