April 20, 2014

I slept 7.6 hours, checked in to 2 places, took 2 photos, wrote 6 microblogs, walked 7.8 miles, and weighed 176.5 pounds. I was in Ankeny and Johnston.

went to bed
fell asleep
woke up after sleeping 7.6 hours
Snapchat has trained me to long press all sorts of things that don't need long presses.
ok, I need an old sock, scissors, masking tape, gorilla glue, a toothpick , a damp paper towel, helping hands, and www.flickr.com/photo...03733/
now I want to be your dog.
checked in at The Terronez Household, Johnston, Iowa
In talking about celebrity musicians, I just told everyone that Danny Glover was a rapper called Childish Gambino... I am terrible at celebs 7 comments
That time David Arquette photobombed my photo of @harper and @scottvdp ... derek.broox.com/phot...nplas/ 2 comments
checked in at The Broox Household, Ankeny, Iowa
Is it illegal to set up trip lines to stop little suburban shits from running through your landscaping? Asking for a friend... 5 comments
went to bed
fell asleep

Listened to

Foo Fighters, Red Fang, The Beatles, Röyksopp, Angel Olsen, Subtle, Pete Namlook, DJR, Weezer, Beastie Boys, The Revenge, Aphex Twin, Iggy Pop, Arecee, Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, and more...