Friday, July 10, 2026

I slept 6.3 hours, checked in to 8 places, took 18 photos, wrote 2 microblogs, and walked 4.39 miles. I was in Portugal and The United States.

12:10 am

Babe, you passed our car

12:10 am

Babe, our car is right here

12:11 am

I wish this was the convertible we were taking back to Lisbon... but the Mini will do

12:17 am

Checked in at Tivoli Carvoeiro Algarve Resort, Carvoeiro, Algarve, Portugal

12:29 am

A brisk sunrise cruise back to Lisbon

12:30 am

Sunrise over the valley

12:35 am

Gettin a little cool as we get further inland. Top is definitely going up soon.

12:53 am

Weaving back through these little mountains

12:57 am

Foggy morning

2:06 am

Checked in at Área de Serviço Alcácer do Sal (S/N), Alcácer do Sal, Distrito de Setúbal, Portugal

2:32 am

Storks!

2:41 am

This is a ridiculously long bridge

2:42 am

Having a great time with this hair and this convertible

2:44 am

This bridge is wild

2:47 am

Vasco da Gama Bridge

2:56 am

Checked in at Guerin Rent-a-Car, Lisbon, Portugal

3:15 am

Checked in at Lisbon Humberto Delgado Airport (LIS) (Aeroporto de Lisboa Humberto Delgado), Lisbon, Portugal

7:06 am

Drove across that bridge earlier

1:07 pm

The beef option turned out to be another Francesinha, lol. Kind of awesome.

2:32 pm

Checked in at Washington Dulles International Airport (IAD), Sterling, Virginia

2:37 pm

If parents can bring babies and toddlers on flights, just give us adult-only flight options, please, for the love of fuck. 8-straight hours of wailing and screaming on this trans-Atlantic flight. God. Dammit.

3:14 pm

Back in America, baby!

7:26 pm

Checked in at Chicago O'Hare International Airport (ORD), Rosemont, Illinois

7:31 pm

A pretty unexpected + hilarious welcome at ORD

7:31 pm

Airport Surprise!

10:34 pm

Checked in at Des Moines International Airport (DSM), Des Moines, Iowa

11:09 pm

Checked in at Brooks' Dead End Ranch, Des Moines, Iowa

11:27 pm

It’s been a while since I’ve stayed up for 24 hours… but we’re home. 😴

11:30 pm

Fell asleep

July 10, 2026