We decided to play poker, everyone went all-in in the first hand... Lasted 2 minutes

Apparently I won but don't remember even playing. Did I just pull a Wingert and lose my shirt?

I'm playing cards after Josh walked in on me having sex. Because you told him it'd be funny.

Speaking of which. Look at Josh's creeper ass peeking around the corner back there.

Haha, what the? I'm pretty sure we all know thar 3:36 am is WAY past my functional time.