Friday, April 16, 2021

I slept 8.37 hours, checked in to 5 places, took 1 photo, wrote 4 microblogs, walked 4.90 miles, and weighed 179.5 pounds. I was in Des Moines, Iowa.

8:00 am

Woke up after sleeping 8.37 hours

2:54 pm

Bout to do a DNA test for the new pup, Benny Brooks.. and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna say that he’s at least 25% butthole.
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4:12 pm

Checked in at The UPS Store, Des Moines, Iowa

4:33 pm

Checked in at ZZZ Records, Des Moines, Iowa

5:42 pm

Typing chick-fil-a with autocorrect turned on is one of the hardest things that I’ve ever had to do

7:01 pm

Checked in at Brooks' Dead End Ranch, Des Moines, Iowa

8:30 pm

Checked in at Centro, Des Moines, Iowa

8:38 pm

Checked in at Django, Des Moines, Iowa

8:56 pm

We are eating food again

10:07 pm

I really enjoy breaking traffic laws

10:37 pm

Kari took a bite of this dessert and said, “hmm.. this is cold, bitter.. and salty... just like my heart”