Wednesday, April 8, 2020

I slept 8.02 hours, wrote 3 microblogs, walked 3.05 miles, and weighed 179.7 pounds.

7:37 am

Woke up after sleeping 8.02 hours

12:39 pm

I consider every email I receive to be TL;DR

3:17 pm

2020 has felt like the weirdest dream.
1 comment

9:25 pm

@realDonaldTrump is this about your boner?

11:55 pm

Fell asleep