Went to bed
Went to bed
Fell asleep
Woke up after sleeping 7.73 hours
Last night, I dreamt that @KidSister changed her stage name to Lil Malort. wtf, dreams.
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@mg really? Getting my grandma setup with an iPad retina now and I just suggested that logitech keyboard.
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According to the BMI readout on my scale, today is the first day I haven't been overweight in 8 months. So that's cool.
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Android 4.3'D!!! vine.co/v/hAOPmjnXdzQ
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Kickin off my last weekend in Des Moines for a few weeks. What's going on? Let's hang out.
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Checked in at Haiku, Des Moines, Iowa
Checked in at Mullet's, Des Moines, Iowa
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This incredibly happy, sober family suited up in 90s style rollerblades, wrist guards, and helmets is absolutely destroying me.
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Checked in at The Broox Household, Ankeny, Iowa
Just saw a drunk West Des Moines cop rolling through Ankeny in his squad car. All over the road and straight cheesin when we passed him.