Went to bed
Went to bed
Fell asleep
Woke up after sleeping 7.73 hours
Last night, I dreamt that @KidSister changed her stage name to Lil Malort. wtf, dreams.
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@mg really? Getting my grandma setup with an iPad retina now and I just suggested that logitech keyboard.
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According to the BMI readout on my scale, today is the first day I haven't been overweight in 8 months. So that's cool.
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Android 4.3'D!!! vine.co/v/hAOPmjnXdzQ
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Kickin off my last weekend in Des Moines for a few weeks. What's going on? Let's hang out.
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Checked in at Haiku, Des Moines, Iowa
Checked in at Mullet's, Des Moines, Iowa
Checked in at Hub Spot Plaza, Principal Riverwalk, Des Moines, Iowa
This incredibly happy, sober family suited up in 90s style rollerblades, wrist guards, and helmets is absolutely destroying me.
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Checked in at The Broox Household, Ankeny, Iowa
Just saw a drunk West Des Moines cop rolling through Ankeny in his squad car. All over the road and straight cheesin when we passed him.