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  • WHO DID THIS t.co/fxZeX0ucjl posted yesterday - 2 comments

  • I could really use an off button posted 3 days ago - 1 comment

  • #doucheprobs posted 4 days ago - reply

  • I JUST RIPPED MY DIESEL SWEATPANTS posted 4 days ago - 4 comments

  • @harper yer old posted 4 days ago - 1 comment

  • TOMORROW, WE RIDE posted 4 days ago - reply

  • Are there rules in Des Moines around making your entire front yard into a parking lot? posted 5 days ago - reply

  • Tomorrow, we're biking with @kbroox and the MS Society if you wanna make a last minute donation to our team! t.co/pXkDyaUrzG posted 5 days ago - reply

  • I was not very excited to leave Nicaragua, but I am very excited to be home. posted 6 days ago - reply

  • After 21 hours at the Houston airport (13 delays, 8 gates, 4 planes, boarding twice, and 2 hours of sleep), I think we're finally leaving. posted 6 days ago - 6 comments

  • When @united fucks you, they really fuck you. posted 6 days ago - reply

  • I slept on a pew in an airport interfaith chapel last night. AMA posted 6 days ago - 1 comment

  • I feel like I'm at a lock-in right now. posted 6 days ago - reply

  • Stuck in the houston airport for a few more hours... The benches are shit here. Do I sleep in the massage chairs or the chapel pews? 🤔 posted 6 days ago - reply

  • United just put us on a nearly 3 hour delayed flight, drove us to the runway and then turned around because the pilots logged too many hours posted 7 days ago - reply

  • "oh! come! on!" Kari says at the airport as she gets bit by trying to charge her new iPhone and listen to music at the same time. posted 7 days ago - 1 comment

  • I honestly like the new mirrored apple MacBook logos better than the old lighted ones. t.co/nJfCb7Fg07 posted 7 days ago - reply

  • Every time I travel to another country I'm reminded that we Americans really are just a bunch of baby pussies. posted 7 days ago - 1 comment

  • Just saw a truck in Nicaragua with the entire windshield mirror tinted... All but a little circle cut out in front of the driver's face. lol posted 7 days ago - 2 comments

  • I can't even count the amount of times that I've said, "this is awesome" (usually with some random expletives mixed in) about this resort. posted 1 week ago - reply