Microblog

  • Kodak Black sounds like South Park Mexican. posted yesterday - reply

  • Kari and I just took a shot together. lol. I think maybe for the first time in a decade. posted 3 days ago - 1 comment

  • @sdotrank @jayjayfeinman @catsbikessatan AwwwwwWWWWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEEIT posted 4 days ago - 1 comment

  • What changes do I have to make in order to see less children on my internets? posted 5 days ago - 2 comments

  • my coworking space is trying to collaborate on a shirt for our intramural volleyball team... here's where we're at. t.co/PjQlVCzgTq posted 5 days ago - 2 comments

  • I just got put on Metallica's guest list for their Iowa Speedway benefit show, lol. posted 5 days ago - 1 comment

  • Really could've done without my garage door opener breaking this morning. posted 5 days ago - reply

  • "it's too early for that nonsense," Kari tells me as I wake up and start singing I Spy. posted 5 days ago - reply

  • Dare me to drink a frappuccino? posted 7 days ago - 1 comment

  • If you've never visited Des Moines, this is what it looks like. t.co/ERofRYrx1Z posted 7 days ago - 4 comments

  • Apparently mediacom can inadvertently fry your cable modem OTA when you ask them to turn off the wifi/router functionality on their box. wut posted 7 days ago - reply

  • Today, I found an exhaust vent outside my guest bathroom that is hooked to nothing. Behind the vent is literally solid wood... posted 1 week ago - 3 comments

  • This weekend, I'm walking with @kbroox to continue raising awareness for MS. Join or donate to our team here: t.co/5xvPus1BXR posted 1 week ago - reply

  • If you need design work, I highly recommend you talk to my former coworker, Marina. t.co/nsNmJgh1N4 posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Quad Cities, I'm comin posted 1 week ago - reply

  • One of the better parts of seeing Devin the Dude live is listening to him vocally scratch all of his own shit... while the DJ just hangs out posted 1 week ago - reply

  • one of the best lyrics ever recorded: yea. i'm the shit. i should have febreeze on me. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Iowa City, I'm comin. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • I just ended a phone call by saying, "talk to ya later. bye" to someone I will never talk to again. posted 1 week ago - 1 comment

  • I just wrote some groovy-lang code to make it so that my hue lights all fade to blue for a second when my doorbell is pressed. #nerdstuff posted 1 week ago - reply