Hip Hop shows n Limos
Friday nothing really happened, just cleaning, hanging out, and Simpson's.
Then Saturday I tanned …
Here's a collection of 651 pieces of nonsense that I've written over the past 24.39 years.
Throughout High School lunch, my buddies and I always goofed around in an immature fashion (imagine that). It was usually Me, Jeremy Ludin, Jeff Ballard, Boone Ebel, Kyle Wells, Luke Gochanour, Andy Mead, etc. First of all, we always mixed everything that was left at the end of a meal into some concoction. Every day there was a new name for it too like, super stinky dumpy, ultra gross jomblination, mega nasty sloppy, barfy dumpy pukey, etc... but overall we called it "Ultra Sloppy Barfy" It ruled so much. Then we'd put the tray with everything on it on top of all the other trays. Everyone would always look at us like, "omg those guys are so immature." Whatever.
Lots of things happened in our lunch room. Grub stole milk a lot and …
When I was in High School I was on the golf team. Freshman year, I spent many meets golfing with my buddies Jeremy Ludin or Josh Gooch. We've got tons of stories, but there is one in particular that I will never forget.
Josh and I were golfing with 2 kids from another school in this tournament at Golfmohr. We got to #2 which is a par 4, dog leg left with a pond starting in front of the tee box and running along the entire left side. If you really got a hold of your ball and cut the pond, the green was possible to drive.
So Josh got up to hit, tried to cut the pond, but shot his ball right into the water. He took his penalty, teed up another and hit it directly into the pond again. He took his second penalty, teed up his 3rd and final …