Hell is an eternity of driving across the state of Iowa on interstate 80.
posted 2 weeks ago
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Someone at my office changed their slack avatar to the slackbot one and their handle + display name to sIackbot (us… t.co/5Tcj2zzc0h
posted 3 weeks ago
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That feeling when you step out of your car in public, notice your feet are cold AF, and then realize that you're wearing your house Crocs.
posted 3 weeks ago
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Maybe getting 30lbs of dogfood + a case of bottled green tea from Amazon isn't the best idea. This is straight up h… t.co/A01I7fYUpV
posted 3 weeks ago
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Just stood 30 feet away from Pusha T putting on a solid ass show at a tiny venue in Des Moines, Iowa. yeeuacht
posted 3 weeks ago
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Turned my bedroom Google home mini into a smart white noise machine that's integrated with my home's goodnight rout… t.co/eeJyUAXugI
posted 3 weeks ago
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i keep misspelling "brown tone" as "brown town" and then having little internal giggle fests.
posted 4 weeks ago
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We should introduce field goaltenders to American football. Big strong boys on little trapeze setups between the goal posts.
posted 4 weeks ago
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Me: I'm gonna go to bed early!
*Gets in bed, thinks of home automation change to make, walks to the office, starts… t.co/4qJHYexjlf
posted 1 month ago
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One of my favorite things to do is, put my laptop away after work on Friday and then not touch a computer again for the rest of the weekend.
posted 1 month ago
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There's a group of kids trick-or-treating in my neighborhood. The houses aren't answering or don't have candy, and… t.co/McW91r5iyX
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Des Moines needs a Make Halloween Great Again campaign. Beggars Night is dumb.
posted 1 month ago
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"We stopped at this great little honey shop on the way and I bought whipped honey... but security just took it from… t.co/3RD8iXuyt9
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