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I would like a hat that says, TRUMP WAS A BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING.

I probably wouldn’t wear it, but it’s more accurate than the alternative that he’s hawking.

Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.
- my hero

I wanna see some gnarly, new music video art.

Kirk Ferentz is a pretty cool dude.

There sure are a lot of embarrassing people out there.

My uber driver this morning was a glowing, hippie, psychologist dude who told me that he was recently “blessed by a divorce.”

5 stars.

Kinda bummed that Trent Reznor skipped Bowie’s, “I’m afraid of Americans” cover at the show tonight… I wonder why.

But at least he still covered Johnny Cash.

Fantastic show.

Can’t believe that I left Des Moines to see NIN play in Tampa Bay, only to miss ICP play in my city. What a croc of shit!

Today, I played in a best ball tournament with some buds and if we were shooting video, we would’ve topped the JustGuysBeingDudes subreddit for sure. Shenanigans, side games, and so much fun.

10 under at a tough ass course wasn’t bad either.

Just replaced my expiring Nest Protect Smoke+CO detectors with some First Alerts and I am irrationally upset about it, haha. Feels weird to have loved a smoke detector that much, but man they were such great products.

Damn you, Google. Damn you straight to hell.

Played 9 holes of golf tonight and birdied 1, 4, and 9.

Don’t think I’ve ever gotten 3 birds in 9 holes before. Felt good, man.

The past couple nights have been pretty awesome. No travel. No plans. No todo list.

I just kinda hung out… rode my bike, organized some things, made dinner, chatted with friends, and even thought about watching TV.

I should try this more often.

One of my neighbors is having a garage sale and is selling her Tesla as part of it, lol. Kind of a funny metaphor for getting rid of your junk.

The culture at Rocket is one of the richest, most diverse, and inspiring that I’ve been apart of. Heading home from the 40th anniversary party feeling grateful to be building and growing alongside such a remarkable team.

Detroit is a very cool city. Lovin the vibe more every visit.

Heading to Detroit to celebrate Rocket’s 40th anniversary. Excited for what seems to be a ridiculous celebration.

There’s not a whole lot better than eating a cold slice of pizza at 4am, wondering where the fuck the time went after enjoying the company of 50+ friends hanging for your birthday.

A woman backed out of a parking spot right into the side of my Bronco today. Fucked her whole bumper and day up. Didn’t phase mine.

Just ended the summer hockey season with a win, 2 goals, and 2 assists. Felt good, man.

Hey @raygunsite.com, with our governor on the way out, can we get a shirt that says:
C U Next Tuesday, Kim