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  • A dude that I work with just said that he eats Cheetos with chopsticks to avoid the messy fingers. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • TODAY IN IOWA WE WILL WATCH OUR FAVORITE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAM BECAUSE THIS IS ALL WE’VE GOT OK? posted 2 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • Today has been good. Yoga. Dogs. Friends. Tacos. Speeding. Beer. Sushi. Wifey. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Ok, well. That was fine, I guess. Not very good, really. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • I’m gonna listen to a korn album and see what that’s like. posted 2 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • That feeling when you open up the record mismatch letters from the IRS posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • IT’S CHAINSAW TIME posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • i just scheduled a meeting titled, “double click and align on product objectives and key results” cause I’m a big time business boy. posted 2 weeks ago - 7 comments

  • If these bad boys had some grind plates in them… I’d go pro again. t.co/5sxhhQFP6O posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • Reading the internet/news after a couple days of being off the grid, and… I miss being off the grid. posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • Earlier this week, I was reminded that leisure is *spending* time and not *wasting* it. For someone who’s always tr… t.co/2tcXoedY7U posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • Just broke Karis new gold nose ring trying to take it out. She is not impressed with me. posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • I’m also embarrassed that it took me 40 years to get here posted 1 month ago - reply

  • My latest revelation is that everything, literally everything, is corny. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • @BillyNrthWoods @MPilonn I don’t think so posted 1 month ago - 6 comments

  • Kari just described first day kindergartners as puppies. lol. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • I don’t think I want a Tesla bot posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

  • @arkmashton Same, dude. Same. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Kari was back to working in a building for a couple weeks and then got sent right back home because of covid outbreaks... Here we go again. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • whenever someone starts singing happy birthday to you in public, just start singing along. then no one will know wh… t.co/CFrLPkp9BK posted 1 month ago - 1 comment