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Winding down after playing evening hockey is not easy.

I’ve been consuming like twice as many calories as I’ve been burning lately, which is not a recipe for success.

Unless success is fat.

Started a round of golf with 2 birdies today. Never been 2 under before, and that felt pretty cool beans.

I’m in a group chat where the primary method of communication is sending each other video messages.

It’s my favorite group chat.

🚀🚀🚀

On my drive home this evening, a woman near my neighborhood yelled at me to, “SLOW DOWN!” and she was right.

It’s good to be called out when you’re being an asshole.

Don’t forget to scream, “May Day!” today. It’s important to do.

May is shaping up to be a pretty big month. Today really feels like the calm before the storm.

I’m pretty sure that I got a wood chip stuck in my tear duct from moving mulch. It is not comfortable.

Kari doesn’t appreciate me singing the tribal voice from the song, Return to Innocence

Kari and I are out for a nice little pizza date and detachable penis is playing on the sound system, lol. Happy Easter.

After shooting some fun pics over the past couple days, I just realized that my camera doesn’t have a memory card in it. Hahah.

Being an idiot is fun.

I've been hearing from several friends who've legally immigrated to the US.

As I was falling behind on a lot of things in my life, I decided to upgrade a bunch of home network and automation stuff. I expected them to be easy, turn-key upgrades…

But now, I’m spending all my time troubleshooting network bullshit and am even further behind.

ADD is stupid and I am an idiot.

This weekend was a whirlwind.

A cabaret, cocktails, a drag show, video games, pizza parties, hacking, hating computers, log splitting, pro wrestling, and lots of time with good friends.

After months of physical therapy for an injured shoulder, I got back out on the golf course today. I had low expectations but planned to take it easy. 1st drive: 296 yards right down the middle. 2nd hole, birdie. 4th hole, birdie. Ended 4 over.

An unexpected round and a great start to the season.

This morning on our walk, my dog took a poop… so I went to grab a shit bag, but couldn’t find em.

I either dropped them along the way or forgot em at home. So I turned around to go get a bag when an old bitty neighbor of mine decided to scream at me for being an irresponsible dog owner.

It was fun

I’m not very excited about the state of the world. The abuse, cruelty and corruption that we’ve allowed is just sad.

Watching good friends and family become uncertain of their futures, or scared to do things as simple as visit another country…

This isn’t what freedom or democracy look like.

A very annoying first world problem that I just had: driving one of my cars while my wife follows me in another one of my cars, and my phone wirelessly connecting to the wrong car’s CarPlay.

Metal credit cards are a dumb idea.