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  • last night, in an attempt to not be fat butts, kari and i ordered a medium pizza instead of our usual large, but...… t.co/bhMNat6IZI posted 10 hours ago - reply

  • The software that powers Range Rover infotainment systems is some of the buggiest shit I've ever seen. It is unreal. posted 2 days ago - 2 comments

  • ... that feelin when you pull your brand new, stupid ass, cell phone out of your back pocket to find the screen is split. posted 2 days ago - reply

  • Just kegged the latest homebrews. A super tasty Belgian pale, and a strawberry milkshake IPA. One of the most interesting beers we've made. posted 4 days ago - 1 comment

  • 2.5 years after this tweet, I went to Germany and brought home an M4. t.co/kF0WFD4Qnb posted 4 days ago - 1 comment

  • how do you use twitter posted 4 days ago - reply

  • I dunno why, but I'm still continually amazed by how bad Google is at messaging apps. posted 4 days ago - 8 comments

  • I sprinkle fancy cheeses on my dog's food in the morning posted 5 days ago - 2 comments

  • Today, ellen and Gwen Stefani gave away this thing that I worked on. posted 6 days ago - reply

  • eat pizza erryday posted 1 week ago - 4 comments

  • Is it scientifically possible to replace my fingernails with gold? posted 1 week ago - 4 comments

  • Today was very strange.. but I'm thankful that it was filled with a bunch of close friends and familiar faces. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • *shots offered amongst friends* Me: I would not like a shot! Old bartender lady: Listen, Linda. This is my ship. Yo… t.co/WzIxjRcl8g posted 1 week ago - 2 comments

  • Remembering Marv Hardisty: t.co/jMHUi802Ud posted 1 week ago - 1 comment

  • @Omartheowl Did you shit your pants last night? posted 1 week ago - 1 comment

  • I have eaten a slice of taco pizza every 2 hours since I woke up today... I don't know if this is sustainable. posted 2 weeks ago - 10 comments

  • Twitter just reminded me that I joined 12 years ago... and I'm now thinking about how much more fun this service used to be. posted 2 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • I kinda wish this holiday weekend had 5 more days left. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • I really wish that Google treated gsuite accounts like real Google accounts. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • One of my absolute favorite things about the last few years has been watching "emails" become a contention point. posted 2 weeks ago - reply