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Detroit is a very cool city. Lovin the vibe more every visit.

Heading to Detroit to celebrate Rocket’s 40th anniversary. Excited for what seems to be a ridiculous celebration.

There’s not a whole lot better than eating a cold slice of pizza at 4am, wondering where the fuck the time went after enjoying the company of 50+ friends hanging for your birthday.

A woman backed out of a parking spot right into the side of my Bronco today. Fucked her whole bumper and day up. Didn’t phase mine.

Just ended the summer hockey season with a win, 2 goals, and 2 assists. Felt good, man.

Hey @raygunsite.com, with our governor on the way out, can we get a shirt that says:
C U Next Tuesday, Kim

IT’S BIRTHDAY MONTH BABAYYYYY

Man. This is the first beautiful weather night that we’ve had in weeks.

Mind says go to bed. Heart says stay outside.

Lost 3 big limbs on 3 separate trees this week. Really loving this Iowa weather. Hot as balls. Humid af. Storms every other day. It is fun.

Iowa is a great place to live.

I just saw a Jeep with GODSMAK on the license plate.

What a choice.

Man. I really enjoy carpentry. Just taking your time, being meticulous af, and building something cool with with your hands and no screens in your face…

It feels SO GOOD.

Oh weird. It’s pouring rain again

America is embarrassing

Siri is definitively Apple’s worst attempt at creating a usable product ever, right?

How does it be so bad? How did they fuck up the AI game that they advertised so hard?

I read an article this morning that said, hunger is the feeling of losing weight… that we shouldn’t panic when we feel hungry, and that we should take time to celebrate that the body’s in fat burning mode.

I haven’t really stopped thinking about that since.

I have way too many hobbies and don’t have enough time to excel at any of them… and I still want more hobbies.

Live weird, die young.

Man. What a beautiful night.

Played my worst round of golf of the year tonight. Nothing felt natural.

My shoulders are absolutely fucked. Not quite as fucked as America, but still fucked.

Microsoft is really great at making terrible software.

Also, I can’t stop thinking about this tweet I recently saw that said, “Microsoft is a crazy thing to name your company”