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Computers are the worst.

I wish today was Presidents' Day part II.

And now for my nightly cut-all-the-splinters-out-of-my-hands ritual

One time, I hugged a President. Happy Presidents' Day, y'all!

Things I didn't consider when signing up for 2 mortgages: having 2 driveways to shovel.

This morning, I met an awesome landscaper... This afternoon, I dropped his business card in the urinal and had to take a photo of it

"I want a cooler looking tea spoon" - Kari. wtf.

"Let's play that nasty card game!" ... and we're playing cards against humanity with Kari's parents

I AM AN ATTIC NINJA

Survey: if you were to build a light, highly testable, single page, mobile focused web application, what js framework(s) would you choose?

New Kanye is boring. I want some new Die Antwoord.

I LEFT MY FITBIT IN MY WORK PANTS... I AM SO FRUSTRATED BY THIS. UGH.

This week, my company aired a Super Bowl commercial and launched this thing we built at @modest @braintree ... nbd: paypal.com/stor...extual-commerce

A lot of great songs have titles that start with the word "Ain't" ... p.s. I've been listening to my iPod in alphabetical order

It drives me crazy when I can't figure out how to listen to new music/mixtapes/leaks on my Sonos.

Someone bring me a Diet Cokenski!!!

I wonder where I'll be when my head literally explodes

Goal: sleep.

KITCHEN CABINETS: ORDERED. (getting to this point was seriously one of the hardest things i have ever done in my life)

I'm probably just gonna lay in bed and think about electrical stuff all night...