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This is what last year looked like for me: derek.broox.com/in/2014

Holy shit. My bed feels awesome.

OK, I'm sold on sonos. Dammit. This will not be good on the pocket book.

Garth Brooks gets home from the big city and immediately slays a bunny in our back yard...

Home after a great couple weeks running around the midwest visiting friends and family.

"You're gonna hurt your neck!" - kari, on my appropriately sized new gold chain.

Tomorrow: home. Can't wait.

2015 has not been a very healthy year for me so far.

Drinking lagunitas at lagunitas. 2015 is off to a good start.

I need some dog hair

2015. It feels so good to have my butt inside you.

1389.

Crystal glasses. Private washrooms. ... k twitter.com/bro...1922560/photo/1

Dress: avant garde. What does that even mean?

that @CLINT lyfe twitter.com/bro...5798145/photo/1

Canvas shoes were a bad choice.

asl?

"Everything great about eating, combined with everything great about not talking to people." - @grubhub ... The future is bright.

Looking at a dessert menu that has an entire dessert beer section.

creme fraiche salmon tartar amuse douche