Microblog

Hustlin in 1991. flickr.com/phot...ox/15199795590/

There is a girl at Oktoberfest wearing "slutty lederhosen" ... America.

Hey @swarmapp, can you please fix your shit?

The rise and fall of Zune and Fruitopia

The undead Elvis 🍔

🍕 or 🍔?

Finishing up a great night bullshitting with Nelly... an amazing woman I met when I first moved into this town 10 years ago.

STIX IS GOING TO CLOSE IT'S DOORS IN A MONTH. WTF. WORST NEWS EVER.

Man, it is a beautiful night to be hanging out by a fire... Half tempted to throw my tent up in the yard and pretend like I'm camping.

How does asparagus work so fast??

Lighting the grill and the fire pit at the same time. Fall is awesome.

Watching @kbroox scroll through an emoji keyboard (for maybe the first time) while describing and criticizing the need for every character.

I am literally the only person on this @ridedart bus home today... A private chauffeur running express from downtown for $2.

STEP INTO MY OFFICE twitter.com/bro...5693824/photo/1

Hobby: carrying around my bike lock without a set of keys to actually lock it to something.

It's Friday and you should listen to this mix: soundcloud.com/...ete-masterworks

Eatin chicken wings for breakfast. what.

Thinking about hooking @smartthings up to my airport extreme so I can schedule a reboot every night on this POS.

Hangin out. In my bed. My brain says, "no way" to sleeping tonight.

I would love to be sitting by a fire, smoking a cigar, and sipping on some cognac right about right now.