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Can someone help me find this party? youtube.com/wat...h?v=ooG15l_pCko

Tonight, four people asked me if my android watch was an iWatch... fuckin nerds, man. fuckin nerds.

Girls who nonchalantly flip their long hair on you are dicks. Gross dicks.

There is one weekend a year that you can get real Ethiopian food in Des Moines... and I am taking advantage of it.

These new iPhones are hilariously buggy.

Anyone know who [email protected] is? Cause that's what my wife's new iPhone is asking her to sign in with. flickr.com/phot...ox/15105187117/

Kari's iPhone 6 just showed up while she's still at work... It is absolutely killing me to not open this thing.

Anyone wanna drive around West Des Moines and look for small packages on people's doorsteps?

I've got a need. A need to blare some scissor sisters.

Media in the workplace... OFA flashbacks. *twitch* flickr.com/phot...ox/15280566985/

I hung out on a rooftop with a couple cool dudes and a drone yesterday: youtube.com/wat...eature=youtu.be

A year ago: twitter.com/bro...351125410439169
Today: flickr.com/phot...ox/15275512221/

New goal: don't start working until I've showered.

I have spent far too much of my life looking at computer screens lately... phone and watch included.

Tweet about @Uber_Iowa charging you too much and they completely refund your money. <3

@Uber offers 5 - $25 rides for free during the first week of @Uber_Iowa... but if you go over that by 76 cents, you're paying full fare.

Listening to Kari throw a HUGE tantrum because her @fitbit didn't track any steps today... causing her to fall behind on her leaderboard.

$25.76 is how much it costs to take an UberX from downtown Des Moines to my house... Thanks for the ride @AlexanderDSM.

"We want it fast, right, AND cheap." - startups

Just got seriously scolded by a cop for walking on a closed sidewalk... Thank you for serving and protecting me, sir.