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I AM IN TEXAS. EVERYTHING IS HUGE HERE.

Rollin. On down to San Antone.

Kari thinks it's too much for me to wear a rat tail pony tail along with my samurai pony tail.

Will the TSA let me wear a championship WWE belt on a plane?

I'd love to hear @diplo's side of the story on the release of @JODYHiGHROLLER's Neon Icon. This wiki is hilarious: en.m.wikipedia..../wiki/Neon_Icon

Des Moines is not very good at pedestrian traffic.

Every time I listen to music through the built-in speakers on the newish macbook pros, I can't figure out where all the sound is coming from

I kinda want to get a carpe diem tramp stamp.

Tandem bikes are hilarious.

It's a beautiful afternoon to be relaxing in the back yard. flic.kr/p/nUjNgo

This was a crazy day: derek.broox.com.../election-night

Anyone know of any restaurants that sell cold pizza for breakfast?

Kicking back and listening to albums on vinyl. Amazed by how full everything sounds. I need to buy more records.

Kari just said she hates YouTube. Hates it! I don't even... What?

Can one of you please replace someone's toilet paper with lint roller tape and let me know that goes?

"Don't make me yell in this store again!" -outstanding mother

these errands ain't gonna run themselves

I wish I were on chutes and ladders right now.

It is really nice to be able to read my monitor again.

Waking up with a Beyonce song stuck in your head... There are worse things in the world, I guess.