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Just got my first tinted window citation in my VW after 8 months... not bad. Bored-ass cops looking out for my safety in the sticks.

These kids at jimmy johns are straight blasting "turn down for what" and making sandwiches faster than I've ever seen.

Mowin my lawn. As seen from my pocket. flic.kr/p/nwkhP5

I should've eaten 1 less taco.

I am a straight man who loves Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! by ABBA ... It's that flute solo, man! Can't get enough.

Des Moines PD is parked in a dedicated bike lane while DM Parking enforcement is parked in a no parking zone a block away.. Great job, guys!

Experiences bit.ly/1mziSiP

Is 22mb too big for a web page?

I really need to step up my randomly tagging people in tweets game.

It's amazing how much better your brain works after walking away from something that you're stuck on for a bit... Take more breaks, friends.

I kinda wish Kari and I would've waited until twitter, foursquare, and Instagram were out before getting married...

experiences

I don't think I will ever buy another tool that's not made by craftsman.

All of you responsible for building terrible gas pump software should eat shit.

Today is world MS day. Learn what MS is: en.wikipedia.or...tiple_sclerosis. Learn that my wife is an ultimate fighter: kari.broox.com/...iple-sclerosis/

A good percentage of my phone's photo gallery is currently filled with photos of the inside of my pocket.

I wish git was better at diffing whitespace/indentation changes.

Need sleep. Can't stop hacking on broox.com.

Noodles are awesome when they're made out of zucchini.

Holidays are for hacking.