Microblog

Reading about how scientists link selfies to narcissism, addiction, and mental illness. flickr.com/phot...ox/13624159734/

Kari's neurology team schedules 7am appointment. Door's locked. No one's there yet. Hooray for the best neurology team in the state!

I hate waking up before the sun.

Man, this iPhone 4 feels like a little baby phone after using a nexus 5. So cute.

Dear @instagram, why does "Couldn't refresh feed" seem to be your all encompassing error message? What does that even mean?

Just had to play a hilarious game of "find my @ridedart bus" after last week's fire detoured the route. flickr.com/phot...ox/13612151784/

What are y'all paying for internet service every month? And what speeds do you get?

Just had a surprise jump in my bill with @MediacomSupport! Hooray!

A few weeks ago @ibips taught me about Option+Command+Space and my mind is still melting from it.

Excited to dive back into work today. I've missed my @wearemodest peoples.

Pound sign pho time

I always wonder if highway truck drivers find it hilarious to cut drivers off in the fast lane... This has to be some kind of troll game.

Homeward bound. Phil Collins on blast.

It's a bummer that it takes a death to get all this family together... Reconnecting with everyone over the past couple days has been awesome

Where can I get a bloody mary in Moline or East Moline?

What is the deal with hair dryer cords? They are always a tangled MESS.

Quad City bound.

Celebrating kari's dad's b-day. Enjoying Dominican cigars on the deck. Spring is finally happening!

Having a suburban yard... Pro: not having to walk your dog in the winter. Con: having to pick up 5 grocery bags of dog shit in the spring.

"Stop thinking about cartwheels and get in the shower!" - Kari tries to keep me on task