Microblog

This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.67 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

Dude in crowd: whaddaya have to do to get a chair up here!? Kari: oh, you just have to have MS! ... Most awkward silence ever. Hahaha.

Anyone in Des Moines wanna go to Reel Big Fish tonight? Cause... I think that sounds a great idea.

It sure is refreshing to look out and see a nice layer of snow on the ground. Those clean, dry roads and sidewalks were really wearing on me

Kicked off a whole-house purge and deep clean this weekend. This project may kill me... So. Much. Shit.

If you try to clean a kitchen without Bar Keeper's Friend, you're gonna have a bad time. I love this stuff.

Oh man! Drove up to Ames to finally try out Scallion Korean food and the place is closed. I will never find good bibimbap in Iowa!

Little kid behind me in line for a burrito, "Mom, what's a burrito!?" Mom, "it's kind of like a spring roll... but with a tortilla"