Dude in crowd: whaddaya have to do to get a chair up here!? Kari: oh, you just have to have MS! ... Most awkward silence ever. Hahaha.
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Dude in crowd: whaddaya have to do to get a chair up here!? Kari: oh, you just have to have MS! ... Most awkward silence ever. Hahaha.
At the Reel Big Fish show with that @kbroox and @GERMANation! Hands down best show I've ever been to here. Such a fun vibe.
Anyone in Des Moines wanna go to Reel Big Fish tonight? Cause... I think that sounds a great idea.
Des Moines software engineers! If you're a solid generalist, web, or Android dev, I'd love you to join me at @wearemodest. [email protected]
That TRAIN is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR
It sure is refreshing to look out and see a nice layer of snow on the ground. Those clean, dry roads and sidewalks were really wearing on me
Kicked off a whole-house purge and deep clean this weekend. This project may kill me... So. Much. Shit.
If you try to clean a kitchen without Bar Keeper's Friend, you're gonna have a bad time. I love this stuff.
Oh man! Drove up to Ames to finally try out Scallion Korean food and the place is closed. I will never find good bibimbap in Iowa!
I'm pretty sure that I've been to every terrible big box store today...
I just ate a pop-tart
Basketball = theatrics.
Look at this piano! flickr.com/phot...ox/13320254375/
Pro tip: don't buy monoprice monitors.
I need a dewski subscription.
Little kid behind me in line for a burrito, "Mom, what's a burrito!?" Mom, "it's kind of like a spring roll... but with a tortilla"
Whew. That was not at all what I had in mind for this evening. I am sleeeeeepy.
OMG, @kristinknudtson!!!
You just don't see enough country music artists headbanging their cowboy hats off.
This is one of the sickest grinds I have ever seen!!! i.imgur.com/FgOcSxF.gif