Microblog

"We live in the future. There is no longer, 'goodbye' ... just, 'see you later.'" - a rad thought from traveler @colinismyname at #iowaconf

Wasabi stuffed olives. omg. my poor nose. and eyes. and nose.

Bloody Mary and bacon bar to kick off a tech conference? Yep. Nice work, #iowaconf

Accidentally just used Kari's toothbrush... It felt weird and gross.

I do not understand why emojis exist. at all. ...butilovethem

Whoa. Up-down is awesome.

Disadvantage to Volkswagen key fob window controls: I think my door just swallowed a parking ticket.

So let me get this straight. Facebook lets you be found on the internet ... and that's a thing we're worried about in 2013?

Tacos and Anejo.

I just got asked to storyboard my plan to rule the world. flickr.com/phot...ox/10191684874/

"tickleboy333 added your photo as a favorite" ... Flickr is such a weird place.

I love half popped popcorn seeds!

Iowa is the least affected state by the government shutdown. wallethub.com/e...ed-states/1111/

Oh, come on! What kind of person takes the last dewski out of the fridge and then doesn't restock it!?

Join @kbroox and I at Alba in a couple hours to finally start celebrating her birthday over Happy Hour cocktails!

Massive sidepiece: planned. Eep!

Goin to see about some more tattoos.

Our trip to Texas fell through, so @kbroox bought me tickets to @iowaconf. Rad wives are rad.

Kari's macbook won't boot because it's got ~200mb of free space on the HD, heh. *cracks knuckles* here we go.

IT'S LARB TIME