Microblog

Paying bills is a lot more fun these days.

I love watching Iowa / ISU football fan meltdowns.

I am not going to stay up until 5 am again tonight.

The 5 steps of having a girlfriend according to an 11 year old: Hold hands. Kiss on the cheek. Kiss on the lips. French kiss. Get married.

pound sign hawkeyes

Swimming pools, Iowa football, and whore d'oeuvres.

For some reason, the time on my nexus 4 is 30 minutes fast. wtf?

In bed before the birds start chirpin. Yesssss

That gf of mine finally made her twitter account public. Follow her at @kbroox.

Friday night house cleaning party!

Apparently someone thinks it's inappropriate for me to be singing Samwell while grocery shopping...

Lunch date with wifey!

I love hanging out with Rico Larson.

I have the kind of friends who would by [your name].xxx ... Also, broo.xxx exists now.

Listen to Juicy J!

Things would be a lot easier if I had a garage and a bedroom in Chicago.

I had a dream about tweeting about a dream, so...

Just got off the phone with one of Metallica's managers... wtf.

Welp. Looks like I'll be listening to Metallica for the rest of the day.

Makin spring rolls, shushis, and noodles at the Terronez house. Dinner here is always awesome.