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500gb*

datpiff is absolutely destroying my iTunes library... Also, I wonder when Apple's gonna release a 500mb iPod classic.

Having a real heck of a time trying to figure out which Alcala's cowboy shirts to pack for Vegas this weekend.

Missed the Lollapalooza secret sale again. Dag...

Happy birthday @harper! derek.broox.com...-is-excited.jpg

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I am pretty tired of these Midwestern seasons.

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Declined (Reason code 49)

Spring, why won't you come?

I love how the post office always works in slow motion

I just used Groupon for the first time. *hangs head*

I really wish gigantic, potato-sized grains of rice existed so I could sit here gnawing on a piece while dipping that thing in some sauces.

Just refigured out our budget now that life's (kind of) settling down for a minute. First reaction: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Tone Loc is straight chilling in VIP in this Iowa club. ... we have those here.

Taking a cigar break at David's. This was a great idea. flickr.com/phot...oox/8562730903/

Can't. stop. watching. collegegymnasticswithmybuddyCraig.

White people dressed in slutty green everything teaching me how to dougie at 3 pm... We Americans are real assholes on Saint Patrick's day.

"If I wanted your opinion, I'd pull it out of your mom's lip!" ...what?

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What's everyone doing for fake St. Patrick's Day?